Weekly newsletter of Comedy, Music, News, and Data Science — Issue #10

Vaibhav Bajaj
5 min readOct 31, 2021

Hi All,

Yes, I am back with the newsletter. If you had not noticed, I did not send a newsletter for the past 3 weeks. For the initial 2 weeks, I did not send it because I was travelling and was on a break. I did not send it for the week ending 10/24 because I was procrastinating. I never understand people who say that they feel rejuvenated after a long break. I usually take a long time to get back into the groove and be productive again. For example, I should have ideally sent this newsletter by Friday or early Saturday. But, as you know, duh, PROCRASTINATION is a b**ch.

Back to the newsletter. Based on the discussions I had with my friends during the break, I am making some changes. Each subsection in the News section will not contain more than the top 5 news for that week. And without much ado, here it begins.

Comedy:

Standup Comedian this week:

Bo Burnham

The Genre of comedy/ persona when they perform:

Bo Burnham is known for his musical prowess which he encompasses with quirky observations, satire, dark and surreal humour.

Fav Jokes/Quotes from the standup comedian:

  • My ex-girlfriend had this really weird fetish…She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f — -ing b — -h all the time
  • Look at them they’re just staring at me like, ‘Come and watch the skinny kid with the steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself
  • Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own
  • Laughter is the best medicine, you know, besides medicine.
  • My father is so hard to get along with because he is such a man’s man, you know? He believes for example that you should always fight fire with fire which is a horrible way to live your life, especially for him ’cause he is a firefighter. So he was fired
  • If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no
  • “Do you guys like impressions? (Yeah.) ‘Why?’ That was Socrates
  • What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.
  • Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.

Standup Specials/Videos that I would recommend of them:

Oh, by the way, the Instagram viral reel that included Jeff Bezos, was from the song written by Bo Burnham in his Netflix Special Inside

News(10/23–10/29):

Sports:

  1. F1: Verstappen won the US GP with Hamilton finishing second. This is one of the most interesting championship battles in recent years, with Verstappen currently leading the standings, 12 points ahead of Hamilton. 5 races to go, let me know who you think will win this year?
  2. Chess: 15 Indian players will be seen in action at FIDE chess.com Grand Swiss and Women’s Grand Swiss 2021. It is an 11 round Swiss league event which is being held from 25th Oct- 8th Nov.
  3. Football: EPL matchday 9 was extremely disheartening for United Fans, as they were thrashed by Liverpool
  4. Basketball/NBA: Roughly 5 games into this season and we know that Steph Curry is here to dominate this year. In case you have missed it, NBA announced its 75th-anniversary team. Check it here
  5. Cricket: There is no way you could have missed it but still, Pakistan thrashed India in the 2021 ICC Men’s T20 World Cup. India need to win against New Zealand on 10/31 to have winning chances in the tournament

Business:

  1. One of the largest global car rental companies, Hertz, ordered 100K Tesla cars, in the largest EV-fleet purchase ever. Tesla stock broke through $1T in market cap on the back of the news
  2. Zuckerberg renamed his baby Meta. The holding company will own all the products — FB, Insta, Whatsapp, Novi, Facebook Reality Labs, and will trade under the ticker $MVRS. Meta is separating out its “Reality Labs” unit, which is home to Oculus and other virtual reality products. The other unit is the Family of Apps (WhatsApp, Instagram, etc.)
  3. Amidst the turmoil of stock split and revenue sharing, GOI’s railway ministry couldn’t handle the trolling and backtracked on its 50% commission demand from IRCTC. IRCTC, which had crashed almost 25% on Friday(10/29), was quick to recover some ground
  4. Thanks to a parabolic rally over the past few weeks, the Shiba Inu coin has leapfrogged dogecoin to become the ninth-most valuable crypto in the world. It’s gained nearly 1,000% in the last month and soared more than 900,000,000% in the past year

Other:

  1. Puneeth Rajkumar(Appu), son of the matinee idol Rajkumar, died in Bangalore after suffering a heart attack at the age of 46 on 29th October. He was buried at Sree Kanteerava Studios in Bangalore as part of a state funeral which was reportedly attended by more than a million fans
  2. Aryan Khan had “an emotional” reunion with his parents Shah Rukh Khan and Gauri Khan on Saturday morning(10/30) as he returned home from Mumbai’s Arthur Road Jail more than three weeks after his arrest following a Narcotics Control Bureau (NCB) raid on a cruise ship party on October 2
  3. About 25,000 officials from 120 different countries will arrive in rainy Glasgow, Scotland, this weekend for COP26, the UN’s three-decade-old annual climate summit. Government officials including President Biden, India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi, and a whole bunch of climate activists will kick-off two weeks of negotiations in what’s being billed as the most pivotal climate talks

Data Science:

Currently, there is nothing to add to this section.

Music:

Seedhe Maut is an iconic rap duo from Delhi. Their debut album Bayaan earned widespread critical acclaim and earmarked them as one of the acts to watch out for in 2019. They released a mixtape in September. Listen to the mixtape here.

Some of my favourite songs from the duo:

MMM/Yaad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQVFwtzrZM

Cheeremaar dost artist hai bharte hai tangent pe laal jaise Betadine

Peeche aag lagi tere jaise Hanuman jaaye Sita pe

10 tere chehre walo mein ungliya 100 hai to fark na pade tu konsa haath rakhe Gita pe

Ye sach nahi, arth yahi

Ke hum pe tha kuch bhi naii

Shayad ab kuch bhi nahi hai

Chaha badla nahi

Paisa humein badla nahi

To jo the, hum ab bhi vahi hai

101: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUFPs3j341k

Ha tha jazbati me pehle

Par Abhi nahi,

Abhi nahi

Abhi kehna jo woh keh le

Baad me

Me Bhool na jaaun, bhaav bhi khaun, ya na nibhau

Rishto ka theka ni liya

Let me know if you liked the newsletter. I am also creating another newsletter to explore my other interests. More details on it in the upcoming weeks. I am still in the ideation and curation phase for that newsletter.

Regards,

Vaibhav

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Vaibhav Bajaj

An ardent data, product and sports enthusiast with a knack for problem-solving and constant humor. Also, creating content because I want to ;). WhiteClay :)